Nobody

”Mmmmmm!... “ He was thinking about it... buying time... but then he continued, ”Well, this is all unrehearsed, so I guess I must be alive... or living as you put it!”

“Well that was like pulling teeth! Hardly a yes or no answer! I could hear you wanted to hedge your bets!”

” Next question!”

“Does Jenny know you’re alive? Yes or no!”

”No.”

“Aha! Now we’re getting somewhere. So how come you’re not dead?”

”Now that’s an odd question. The only answer is that I didn’t die! That’s how come!”

“So who was in your coffin?”

”Nobody I guess!”