Questions

“Look here Mr Hoaxer, whoever you are, why are you doing this? It’s about the worst thing you could do. It’s incredibly bad taste, and so insensitive and hurtful to Penny and the kids, and me too, probably the best friend Aidan ever had. Time to stop this, right now!”

”In your eulogy Don, did you mention the time we sneaked into the headmaster’s office and found our forthcoming GCSE exam papers. A* passes for us!”

“Of course I didn’t! How do you know about that?”

”Duh! I was there remember! As sure as I’m here today!”

“But you’re not!”