Civilised

“Let’s be civilised about this.” he suggested, “We both know what this is all about and what the problem is.”

”Yeah, we do!” she agreed. ”There are three of us in this relationship!”

Jack merely grunted,.. determined not to rise to the bait.

“We just just need to give 2 months notice on the flat and then divi up our stuff. Shouldn’t be too tricky. You can keep the bed... after all, you spend more time in it!”

”What about Ted?” she asked, bristly yet defensive.

“Mine! My Mum gave him to me!”

That was when it started getting nasty!