Quick fix

They’d met at university. He’d studied marketing, while she was the fittest computer scientist on campus.

Seven years on, their marriage sparkle was gone. Before bed one night she noticed his expressionless, disinterested face. She must fix things.

Quickly she changed into her oldest, shabbiest, most unattractive pyjamas, plastered cream on her face and let out an enormous fart.

His expression froze in disgust.

Then she rapidly transformed herself... fully made up and wearing the sexiest, clingiest of lingerie.

His face showed instant animation! Geronimo!

Like any good computer geek, she’d turned him off and then turned him on again.