Doggers

“So now I come to Denise, my wife. Wife, mother and absolute slapper! The filthy creature seems to be shagging some other bloke on the side! And it’s not just on the side either; they’re shagging upside, downside, inside, outside... yeah, I do mean outside too. She and this bloke are apparently regularly seen ‘dogging’ on Ealing Common, with other filthy perverts videoing them ‘at it’ and sharing all over social media. And she makes no secret of it either!”

“Do you know who the bloke is she’s having this affair with?”

“No.... but I think the bloody kids do!”