Coco-nuts!
They think they’ve got away with it. They can’t fool me.... oh no!
I love breakfast. It wakes me and prepares me for the day. And I love muesli... or did! A pot pourri of cereals, seeds and nuts... all important for that healthy balanced diet. But what’s this? My favourite muesli has a new look. Well, that’s progress I guess.
But the blighters have tinkered with the product too. How DARE they sneak evil coconut flakes, the Devil’s revenge, into my food!
Waste not; want not... every coconut flake carefully removed before breakfast. Then switch brand!
Nuts to them!
- Category: True Stories Told As Fiction
3 comments add one below
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Neville Hunt over 2 years ago
And the lesson for marketers is... don’t tinker with the product. (Not that they’ll be bothered by the loss of a single customer... but there are thousands more of us nuts out there who hate coconut.)
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Christopher over 2 years ago
Sorry they monkeyed with the formula. I used to hate coconuts but I love them now.
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Brian Mackinney over 2 years ago
Bacon wraps for me.
