En-cor!
An anthropology student researched European men about their sexual habits.
First, a Parisian:
“On average, how many times on Saturday nights do you have sex with your wife?”
“Sept!” he replied proudly.
“Seven? What does your wife say in the morning?”
”Merveilleux!”
A Berliner:
“On average, how many times on Saturday nights do you have sex with your wife?”
“Drei!”
“Three? What does your wife say in the morning?”
”Wunderbar!”
A Cockney:
“On average, how many times on Saturday nights do you have sex with your wife?”
“One”
“One?... What does your wife say in the morning?”
“Get off me!”
- Category: Humor / Comedy
- Tags: Cockney = native of London’s East End
5 comments add one below
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Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago
Joke told to me on the golf course yesterday! (where the ‘PC police’ can’t get you.... yet!).
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Frenchie almost 3 years ago
hahahaha... love the naughtiness :-D
A little side note, I am absolutely tired of the ''PC'' police and I hope it won't arrive here either... -
Christopher almost 3 years ago
Haha! Good one, Neville.
Frenchie, if you've ever read any of my Dick Hedd drabbles you'd know that PC won't be showing up here!
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Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago
Thanks Frenchie. Re PCness, I’m all for fair treatment for all irrespective of differences, but as an old, white, straight, middle class Englishman, I’m feeling like a second or third class citizen these days. But I dare not suggest that I’m remotely ‘offended’ by that! 🥴
(And sadly, all the best jokes rely upon stereotypes, which seem to be banned!)
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Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago
Thanks Christopher😁.
