Sizing up

“Henry’s been going out a lot recently. I don’t like to seem like the suspicious wife, so I don’t say anything. But after a hard day at the office, I would’ve thought he might be a bit too tired, he’s certainly too tired for anything in the bedroom department these days.

Tells me he goes to the Model Club, trotting off with his bag of stuff. Boys playing with their toys! But the other day I wondered if he’s got a new ‘model’... know what I mean! Now who’d want a model when the full-size real thing’s here waiting?”