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Tell Tale #2

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“My Wife? Well what about her? Let me worry about that. She doesn’t understand me that way. And we haven’t got room for her in this little bed!”

“Now that’s just silly…. Sir! Ooooh!... And that, Sir, is very, very naughty! Well! then, I’ll just have to lie back and think of England, I guess!”

“Good guess Miss Simpkins!”……

“Oooooooh! Max, you were magnificent! You’ve quite worn me out. Let’s just lie here together for a while, shall we? When have you got to go?”

“What’s the time? Oh my goodness, ten o’clock. I’ve gotta get home! I’m very late!”.....

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    Frenchie about 3 years ago

    Oh, the oldest line in the world. _My wife doesn't understand me this way._ Hehehe, tell me more, Sir..🤣

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    Brian Mackinney about 3 years ago

    Reminds me of an amusing story.

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