If the hat fits, wear it

There was a funny man
Who wore a funny hat
It came from Kazakhstan
He looked a proper twhadya thinka that?

The hat was very warm
The hat was rather odd
Jammed upon his napper
He looked a silly so.. phisticated bod

The hat came from Almaty
The Kazakh offered it
Presented it to Neville
Who looked a proper ti. pical Kazakhy wit!

Hatman was Neville’s guest
The hat was quite absurd
Good manners made him wear it
Despite looking a total tur... rific gent. My word!

...and despite all of that
Nev kept his head and kept his hat!