Undercover

“How do you think, Sofia?” Paolo was banged to rights. No escaping.

“You were shagging the tart with the diamond in her fanny, as I suggested earlier! How does that make me feel, Paolo? I’ll tell you... it makes me feel maybe I ought to get a test for the clap pretty damn soon. And it makes me also wonder who else might’ve been getting rather too close to the sparkler?”

“She really liked me, I’m sure I was the only one.”

“Says you!”

“OK... says me... but that’s good reason to keep the ring under wraps for a while.”