Crotchety

Sofia shook her head slightly.

“Let me get this straight... this diamond was worn in a secret place... by a man... a gay man maybe?

“Who said anything about gay men?” Paolo realised that in pointing to his own crotch, Sofia had got the wrong end of the stick. But on the other hand, if he’d pointed to Sofia’s crotch, she might retaliate, painfully!

“It seems to me I need more details, Paolo... tell all I said!”

Paolo coughed again.

“Did you kill this couple, Paolo?” Sofia continued.

“I didn’t have to... they killed each other!”

“Why?”

“Jealously!” replied Paolo.