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Fedeltà #519

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Despite the fact that it was clear the detective was taking Livia home, Paolo was concerned that Tony was likely to give him hell if he, Paolo, hadn’t made sure Livia actually got home. Accordingly, he followed the police car to her house, watched her get out of the car and immediately feign an attack of grief, prompting the detective to come round and help her right through the gates to her front door.

Paolo started wondering if the detective had been invited in, and was ‘getting his kippers in the grill’!

“Fucking pig!”

But Livia wouldn’t go that far!

8 comments add one below

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    Drew Martyn 9 months ago

    getting his kippers in the grill
    superb!

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    Neville Hunt 9 months ago

    Thanks Drew!

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    Steve McBrevity 9 months ago

    Blockheads!

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    Neville Hunt 9 months ago

    Aye-aye!!! Why let a good metaphor get forgotten!

    (Sorry Drew... it wasn’t original. 😕)

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    Drew Martyn 9 months ago

    No? Still funny though :)

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    Neville Hunt 9 months ago

    Ian Dury and the Blockheads. New Boots and Panties I think.

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    Drew Martyn 9 months ago

    Well, I should have known that!

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    Neville Hunt 9 months ago

    Steve bought the album and I listened and became word perfect. Oi-oi!, her rum and her Ribena, another claggy on the raggy and so on...

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