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Fedeltà #519

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Despite the fact that it was clear the detective was taking Livia home, Paolo was concerned that Tony was likely to give him hell if he, Paolo, hadn’t made sure Livia actually got home. Accordingly, he followed the police car to her house, watched her get out of the car and immediately feign an attack of grief, prompting the detective to come round and help her right through the gates to her front door.

Paolo started wondering if the detective had been invited in, and was ‘getting his kippers in the grill’!

“Fucking pig!”

But Livia wouldn’t go that far!

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    Neville Hunt almost 6 years ago

    Thanks Drew!

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    Steve McBrevity almost 6 years ago

    Blockheads!

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    Neville Hunt almost 6 years ago

    Aye-aye!!! Why let a good metaphor get forgotten!

    (Sorry Drew... it wasn’t original. 😕)

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    Neville Hunt almost 6 years ago

    Ian Dury and the Blockheads. New Boots and Panties I think.

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    Neville Hunt almost 6 years ago

    Steve bought the album and I listened and became word perfect. Oi-oi!, her rum and her Ribena, another claggy on the raggy and so on...

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