Antiwottingism

Questions have been asked online. What have the Wottingers done to piss off the producers? A fair question, what have they done?

Let me explain. The Wottingers and Pontipines are neighbours, living in matched nano semi-detatched houses ‘In The Night Garden.’ Both families of 10 dress similarly to the American Amish communities.

BBC ‘CBeebies’ programme producers are clearly left-leaning armchair socialists. The Pontipines are coloured red while the Wottingers are blue. The Pontipines feature in each episode, but rarely do we see their next door neighbours.

It doesn’t take a genius to work out what’s going on there!