Catch it if you can, cat shit if you can’t

It’s no secret. Me and moggies don’t see eye to cat’s eye. And I’ll tell you for why!

Two neighbours enjoy a right of way over our drive to access their back doors. Between them they have three dogs and three cats. The dogs cause me no bother.

The terms of their rights of way are; pedestrian, vehicular and cow (but not cat) access to their properties, but nothing to remain on our land. The neighbours don’t take liberties except by failing to tell their blasted cats!

As much as I chase the evil little blighters away, unpleasantness remains underfoot.