——— Parental Guidance ———

We became voyeurs this morning! It wasn’t planned... it just happened. Looking out of the window admiring the beautiful blossom, we spotted an amorous couple ‘at it’ on our terrace. I say ‘at it’, but it did seem a little one-sided.

The female was making all the running. The brazen hussy was shaking her tail at the guy, who seemed rather disinterested. She shook that tail so much, displaying her all. It was clear she was gagging for it. He was playing hard to get. And then... an instantaneous, perfunctory ‘bang’ and off they flew.

That’s Dunnocks for you!