DisUnited

My younger son’s stag weekend in Krakow. I felt honoured to be invited. Trouble was, most of the lads were Manchester University alumni, and United were playing a big international match. They found a bar with a big TV.

Our family aren’t Man United supporters! Younger son was OK though; he was getting pissed. Me and his brother wanted to see the city. We sneaked off, looked around the sights and then found a quieter bar for a more modest drink.

“Dwa piwa proszę“ I asked.

“English?” asked the friendly barman, switching on the TV.

“NIE!” we said in unison!