Beerception

The two guys were in a bar discussing their work, the world and sport as men do. One was a regular at the town centre pub. It seemed he knew every person in the bar.

“Do you know all their names?” his friend asked.

“I have nicknames for them all,” was the reply. “See that old boy over there? That’s Rudolph... red nose... geddit? And that guy wolfing down crisps is Walkers.”

“What about that ugly creature over there? What’s her name?”

“Three beers!”

“Because she drinks a lot of beer?”

“No... because after three beers she looks really pretty.”