Love is in the air

They said she was just a teaser. Mark guessed these were guys who'd been rebuffed by this beautiful creature. He figured he would just get one chance to win her over, so he had to plan his approach carefully.

He asked his younger sister what might tempt this temptress. She replied "Chocolate! Every girl loves chocolate."

So that would be it. But what particular chocolate, he wondered? With such a good figure it mustn't be too heavy or calorific..

So he chose Maltesers. Big mistake! The ads came true. She ate them all and floated way out of his reach.