Light Relief

Drinking too much beer is a terrible thing. It allows even professionals to indulge in bad behaviour, particularly when travelling covertly in an unmanned guards van.

I was travelling back with McB and the guards van seemed the best bet when the train was so full. But when you've had a few beers beforehand, you can't sleep for lack of seats and the dirty floor might spoil your office suit. Time for mischief.

The real fun was not so much switching out all the lights in half the train, but opening the doors to hear the passengers' angry reactions. Priceless!