Slurrrrprise tactics

I'm starting to practice. I'm practising kissing. Every time Granny and Baba come round they each get a kiss from me. It's not a sloppy wet one, but a proper one... because I've been practising.

Sometimes, not every time, I like a bit of variety, especially for Baba. I keep the element of surprise until the last moment, when 'prrrrrrf!' I do a raspberry on him.

But yesterday we went to see my cousins. Before I could say "Allo", Florriebundle planted the wettest, splattiest raspberry on my cheek and laughed. Prrrrrrf-slurrrrp! Prrrrrrfectly slurrrrprising!... and it made me laugh too!