On the job

Margaret was scared of flying, so she wouldn't fly anywhere. Husband Francis liked holidaying anywhere that involved flying. This time it was a safari in Kenya. Or so he said. He flew, or rather sailed, very close to the wind.

The call from the hotel in Bristol was very discreet. Margaret was told that Francis had suffered a heart attack and that he was in Bristol Royal Infirmary. What she wasn't told was who caused the heart attack. By the time she got to Bristol, the 'cause' was on her way back east.

"I didn't know BA flew from Bristol."