Love is in the air

She was the loveliest girl he'd ever seen, but he was the shyest boy in the village. He presented her with a fart. She was taken aback, embarrassed. No boy had ever greeted her with a fart before. She was nonplussed, she could say nothing. Nervously, she smiled. He didn't know what to do. Had he done something wrong?... but she smiled so sweetly.

She seemed to have liked it, because she kept on smiling. And what's this? She took his hand. Was it the fart, or was it him?

But then he ruined it all by blowing a rose.