Peace offering

His car was a little hatchback. I'm used to Range Rovers I'll have you know! He'd left the parcel shelf unshelved. Somehow, leg problem aside, I'd managed to get out of the boot and into the well behind the passenger seat.

He got a shock when I wasn't around, but he must have clocked my evil eye, because he came and opened the door.

'Think you can finish me off, you bastard?'

But he made no attempt at violence again. He was scared of me!

He put water, cornflakes and seeds down in front of me. But I just glared!