Leggo

It bloody hurt... my leg... it must've been broken because I couldn't move. Lying in the road I felt vulnerable. Rightly so, as this idiot came racing round the bend and narrowly avoided me. He stopped to check if I was OK.

Of course I'm not you moron!

He grabbed my body then tried to yank my head off. He could've killed me the idiot! He thought he had... so he bunged me in his car boot and drove on.

Next day he remembered me in the boot, but I'd hidden. I was very much alive and really pissed off!....