Delinquents

I was just hanging around outside with other delinquents, minding my own business, when I was pulled to the ground, followed by a few other lads. I was terrified; so were the others.

We were taken to a place of execution, but nothing simple was planned for us. We were skinned alive, disembowelled and hacked to pieces.

Lying in pieces on the porcelain with the others, I thought things couldn't get worse. They could! Then we were buried alive and plunged into a furnace!

You might say we got our just desserts.... but no, we were just dessert.

Apple crumble.