Finnancial problem

How sad I am to see Turku newsworthy for such a reason. I know Turku. The people are quiet, kind, considerate and gentle (falling, not fighting, after alcohol). They don't deserve this.

My first visit was memorable... not for the food, not for the (expensive) booze, but for the sauna, which my Finnish mate Lars told me was absolutely essential.

My most vivid memory was of my expenses claim on my return... it was returned unapproved.

"You can't bloody claim for saunas!" The financial controller announced out loud.

Publicly shamed, I blamed Lars! A Finn mess he got me into!