Getting out more
Me and my twin dress alike. We've always worn comfortable, snug fitting garments making the most of our shape, while keeping us fully covered. We don't get out much socially.
Tony told Juliet we're in great shape, but he didn't see enough of us. Juliet called him a dirty old sod and dumped him!
Juliet's taking more trouble over her looks now. New man, sexy new clothes. We're going with her (of course) on a date tonight, all really tarted up! We're busting out all over! It's a push-up and we're trying to escape.
We'll definitely be out tonight!
- Category: General / Misc
- Tags: Push-up bras. Escape. Her cups runneth over.
6 comments add one below
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Neville Hunt almost 7 years ago
I've re-engineered this to see if it works any better. Might have been too obscure earlier (or just not funny!)
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Jamie Clapperton almost 7 years ago
Thought I got it. Then I didn't . Will look at it again in the morning. :-)
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Neville Hunt almost 7 years ago
Thanks, Jamie. I hope you get it otherwise I've 'boobed' (hint-hint) :-)
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Christopher almost 7 years ago
Haha! I didn't get it until the parenthetical "of course" and then I thought of "twins" and got it just before I read the payoff!
And the tag "Her cups runneth over" could be the title of another mammary-related drabble!
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Jamie Clapperton almost 7 years ago
' Boobs ! Of course. He was talking about boobs!'
'No I wasn't, I just asked where the X Ray department is.'
'Sorry not you sir , I was just thinking about- Where are you going? Don't you want an X ray anymore?Why is everyone looking at me like that?' -
Neville Hunt almost 7 years ago
Haha! Thanks for that, Jamie! :-)
