Care-free holiday

"About my holiday..." the old woman started on picking up the phone.

"What about it?" Her daughter groaned inside.

"We need to discuss it."

"We discuss it every phone call, every day. You said we wouldn't talk about it any more."

"That's because you won't share a room with me!"

"Correct!"

"And you'd only be going with me out of duty!"

"Not a duty, but a necessity. Who else would go with you?"

"I don't want you as my carer."

"You want a carefree, carer-free holiday?"

"Yes!"

"The last time you were without a carer you almost died!"

"Hmmmph!"