Separate rooms

"It's me that needs a holiday!" complained the old woman.

"I've been suggesting lots of holiday possibilities over the past two years, but you always find fault with them."

"THAT'S A LIE!" she shouted down the phone.

"It's not a lie, and I've always said I would go with you." her daughter countered calmly.

"Well you're not prepared to share a room with me! That doubles the cost!."

"No, I'm not.... neither am I prepared to share with anyone, except John, and when he snores, not even him!"

"Well I fancy a cruise!"

"OK, let's get you a passport!"

"Hmmmph!"