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The drummer straight out of Sesame Street, language straight out of the gutter and the crowd completely out of their heads. The lights flared as brightly as the drummer's flashing teeth as song after song was banged out by the headliners.

Thousands crowded round the Pyramid Stage knew every word of every song, in case the lead singer forgot. He didn't. Nor extra words of Anglo Saxon origin as he insulted members of the audience.

The crowd obediently filled the gaps when the singer could no longer be arsed to sing himself.

At Glastonbury 2017, the Foos had been lit.