Helping in the vegetable patch

"I wanna dig!"

"You can't dig, you're too little!"

"I wanna dig!"

"You can't dig. You're too little! Mummy said only the big boys could dig the garden, and you're too little."

"I wanna DIG!"

"Mummy said we mustn't let you play with the spade, so you can't dig."

"I WANNA DIG!"

"NO!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Oh alright then, dig!"

"Hmmmph! Uh! Mmmmmmah! Ooooh! Aaaaah! Hmmmph!"

"Not listening!!"

"Hmmmph! Hmmmph! Hmmmph. Oooof, ooof. S'too heavy!"

"Not listening!"

"Hewp me Fweddie!"

"Not listening!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"What IS going on out there, Freddie?"

"Nothing, Mummy!"

"Who's that crying then, what have you done?"

"It's Doug."