OCD versus AOTP

Brother-in-law scares me. We've just stayed with him and Mrs E. It was scary! He seems to have OCD, that's why. The house was spotless, with nothing out of place. Drop a crumb and he whisked it away before it hit the deck. Washing up was finished before dinner was.

As a supertanker pilot, I guess it's important that everything's shipshape and Bristol fashion, paying strict attention to time, tide and perfect alignment. But when he insisted on every chair being aligned with two or three waypoints, that was way too much for me.

Because I am AOTP.