Slump

When you're a guy of my age, you have to decide how you appear to the world around you. I've heard them say I'm a little poser... well yes, I pose for photographs, but I think they mean something different!

But a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do! Take my highchair for instance. Sitting up straight's for girls! Girl's are so sensible! Me, I sit up straight when the food arrives. I like to see what's there first; that's easier up straight.

But when anyone looks at me I slide down and slump.

Sitting's OK, but slumping's cool!