U-oh!

Pssst! Out walking, I just heard a passer by saying he'd love to swap places with me. "Lying comfortably, all warm, without a care in the world" That's what he said.

HE KNOWS NOTHING! Here I am, lying with my bum in a growing patch of the brown stuff (mum doesn't like the word shit!... oops, there I go!). Nobody realises because we're 'in the fresh air'... Well let me tell you, it ain't so fresh down here! He was right, because I am warm... but it's that 'u-oh' warmth!

Stop chatting, walk me home, clean me up!

Waaaaaaahhh!