Choice of two evils

Business concluded, Amy sounded concerned.

"When this breaks, Rufus, the shit will hit the fan! Pictured on every newsstand, despite your proven ‘Mr Slippery’ ability, I doubt even the inept MI6 or police will let you slip through their fingers this time! What will you do?”

“MI6 would kill me. The police will jail me for life. I've decided living in jail wouldn't be so bad. I'm sure they’d let me do or teach electronics to other prisoners. I plan to hand myself in – not sure where though!

I'll let you know where and when on the day, OK?”