Playing along

"I like London, I like England", said Tony as they walked towards 'his place'.

'Great.' thought Mark, 'that means he's probably got a passport.'

"Maybe I'll take you there", said Mark mysteriously.

"You take me at my place!" replied Tony, as provocatively as his English would allow.

"I certainly will!" was Mark's reply.

The moment Tony had opened the door to his small flat, he pulled Mark in and started to kiss him full on the lips. Mark had no option but to play along.

If he needed it, this was enough justification for what he was about to do.