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“A Goss source close to the multiple murder enquiry in which young electronics genius Rufus Johnson has been charged with 5 counts of murder suggests that he has ‘lost his memory’. Very convenient, says The Goss. Johnson is also believed to be suffering extremely acute migraine headaches, which is inhibiting questioning him. DCS Twigg, who’s running the investigation, has called in a police doctor and psychiatrist to check him out before continuing questioning.

The Goss legal expert has not ruled out the possibility of ‘diminished responsibility’ or ‘unfitness to plead’. Either way DCS Twigg might get well and truly burned!”