Meat beating

After reading Amy's article in The Goss, Rufus was not only cross with her, but equally cross with himself for allowing his guard to drop. He realised he'd been grateful to Amy for alleviating his erectile problem and felt, most uncharacteristically, obligated to her in some way.

Not any more though. If he caught up with her she would regret it... except that he would be an obvious suspect if anything happened to her. For now he had more to worry about.

He wasn't worrying about impotence though. Struggling to keep it down, he was self-abusing in Olympian fashion!