Cat opened the package as carefully as Rufus had wrapped it. Years of perfecting strategies to outsmart her late husband ("I'd have cut his balls off if the bastard had any!") meant that she was expert at steaming open letters, removing Sellotape without tearing and resealing as if they'd never been opened.
What she found baffled her. It looked like a smartphone, but where was the screen? There were two sets of headphones and two mini-jack sockets. Was this an MP3 player of some kind... to share.
Aha! Rufus obviously had a ladyfriend. They listened to music together.
Drew Martyn about 5 years ago
Aw, bless, innit?