Ralf: "My dad can run faster than your dad. He can run a mile in 4 minutes!"
Joe: "No he can't, because my dad can run a mile in 3 minutes!"
Ralf: "Well my dad runs a mile in 2 minutes and swims 100 metres in 1 minute!"
Joe: "My dad can run a mile in 1 minute, swim 100 metres in 30 seconds and won the county time trials on his bike!"
Ralf: "What time does your dad do, Bernie?
Bernie: "My dad's doing time and when he gets out he'll kick the shit out of your smartarse dads!
D.M. over 7 years ago
with all the Olympic hype, this isn't the ending I expected! nice twist!
Neville Hunt over 7 years ago
Thanks both :-)