Overcooked

Now I like a nice cookie as much as the next man, but I prefer mine covered with chocolate. My consumption of cookies though is irregular. Or so I thought!

It turns out I'm consuming a lot more cookies than I imagined.

What an innocuous word, cookie! Why, it's full of sensory pleasure. The smell, the taste, the crunch. But here's the crunch... the cookies I'm consuming are Trojan cookies and they sound very enticing with lots of reasons why they'll bring me pleasure, but I'm not fooled. I must banish them all.

I'm even worried about the chocolate 'chips'..