Texas Herlympics

August 2016, time fer the Texas Herlympics.

The opening ceremony passed with loadsa hitches; clove hitch, half hitch hetcetera.

Competitors restricted to cowpokes, ornery critters, gunslingers, sawbones and undertakers.

First event - the 200 Metre Mosey. Flatnose Pete won Gold easily in a record PB time of one hour thirty.

Second event - High Jump. Oneleg Charlie found it difficult until Crazy Joe shot up his one remaining foot. Wheeeeee.... thud! Painful but got him Bronze.

The top two for the 50 metre Lasso were tied, so the third place got Gold.

For the Gunfight event, Silver and Bronze were not required.