Doing what comes naturally
Maurice and son Tony had always clashed. Maurice felt Tony did things deliberately to wind him up. Tony thought Maurice was too traditional.
Tony left home, much to Maurice's delight, to live with a weird bohemian girl. Eventually they invited his parents over for Sunday lunch. Maurice worried it might be vegan, but Madge wanted to build bridges.
In their Sunday best, they arrived at the small flat as planned. Huge shock when Tony opened the door totally naked.
"We're naturists now!" he said with pride.
"And I'm a footballer!" replied Maurice, kicking him in his meat and two veg.
- Category: General / Misc
- Tags: Generational differences
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shaun almost 8 years ago
WTF! Boy, you got some issues. Loving it loads.
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Neville Hunt almost 8 years ago
Not my issues, but you do hear of strange family relationships. Fortunately our relationship with our kids is terrific. Glad you like it, Shaun. You're producing some terrific drabbles too.
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Frenchie almost 8 years ago
Hahahaha... thank you for my (very early) morning belly laugh. With you, I will stay young forever LOL.....
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Neville Hunt almost 8 years ago
Thank you all very much for your comments. Glad you liked it.
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Julie almost 8 years ago
haha! fun drabble, Neville.
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Neville Hunt almost 8 years ago
Thanks Julie. I visualised it as I wrote it....and felt the lad's pain!
