Pandamonium

Wildlife experts going wild. Who'd've thought it? I heard it on the radio today. I've yet to see it in black and white.

These cuddly, monochrome, libido-free, giant mammals had been almost written off as frigid and uniquely by-passed in the sex-drive department. Ask anyone what their top of mind endangered species is. The answer would surely be them.

It seems that these shy creatures have been doing what nature demands after all but without an audience. Keeping themselves to themselves has been their speciality. Loads of them tucked away in Chinese jungles. Rarely spotted!

He He!