Blind, drunk and all washed up

...rowboat upturned, the inebriated pair, disoriented, swam for the safety of the beach, while Steve's spectacles zigzagged down towards the comfort of Davy Jones's Locker.

Very cold, drunk, reaching the beach they staggered to the steps up to the house to meet very angry wives. Fearing hypothermia - a hot bath. Like kids, these grown men had to share. They survived the incident but not the bollocking from the wives!

Next day, amazingly, Steve's daughter discovered his spectacles buried in sand at low water.

The newspaper reported mysterious rowboat discovery, washed up on a cove miles away. Fears for the occupants...