Hot, hot, hot

As they raced into ma-in-law's cottage, one of the paramedics exclaimed "Bloody hell, it's unbelievably hot in here!"

"That's the way she insists on having it; you try to tell her otherwise, I dare you!"

But the old lady was out of the game so all the windows and doors were thrown open. Sorry environmentalists, this was an emergency!

Maybe it was the Warfarin for her dicky heart that demanded Saharan conditions, but I swear I got a tan in the few hours I stayed there as she was raced to A&E. All I needed was the Sangria!