Thoughts of flying

"I'm so fat that if I sit in this exit seat I'll get in the way of all the passengers trying to escape if we crash!" she thought. "It's a lovely seat with lots of room for my big fat legs. I'm glad I chose it. Aisle seat, hubby across the way, but I mustn't get in the way if the worst happens!"

"Darling, tell the girl I must move seat for takeoff and landing. DO IT NOW!"

"Don't take her excuses! I must save all these passengers. MAKE A FUSS!"

"Fuss, you want fuss? That's my life with you!"