“Try, try, try as I may to be true to you David, monogamy’s just not my thing. Doesn’t suit me. It’s nothing you’ve done, I promise.
You tried to convert me from my former self, to make me more rounded, but realistically, I’ll never come round. It’s over. We’re out of touch; we’re not working together anymore. We have lost our esprit de corps. What we had is passed.
Let’s not score points off each other anymore. It’s best that we call time.
Sorry, sorry, sorry David! It’s not you, it really isn’t; it’s the England Rugby team! C’mon boys!