Bridesmaid

“Always a bridesmaid, never the bride!” she complained.

“There, there” said the Best Man, secretly knowing why.

“What’s wrong with me?” she continued, “I’ve a good figure, I’m smart, I can cook...and I have been told I’m attractive.”

He wondered who had told her she was attractive but, sitting next to her, he must humour her.

“It must be my nose; is it my nose?”

He looked at her and said “Why no.”

“Is it my ears?”

“Uh-uh”, he denied.

“Is it because I’m mega rich?” (Oh how that nose wanted to grow!)

“Not at all..... Doing anything later?”